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Corey Taylor
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Ho ho ho ho!
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree Gussied up candy canes and balls Those carolers have kept me up for hours It's 'Merry Christmas' seeping through my walls Now I'm no wiccan commie nut or nothing But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools But it'll surely make a fool out of every man Ha!
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas You know where to stick those Jingle Bells If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah And all you motherf*ckers go to hell If I ain't cock-eyed then it ain't Kwanzaa Joy to the world and Jack and Cokes If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 'Cause I ain't never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit And those colored lights are f*cking infantile I think we collectively as a people Should rise against this corporate jolly noise And tell the world 'Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change' Before we spend it all on f*cking toys. Ha!
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas You know where to stick those Jingle Bells If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah Fa la la la la go f*ck yourself! If I ain't cock-eyed it ain't Kwanzaa Joy to the world of getting stoned If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas So leave this God damn Scrooge the f*ck alone. Ha!
Merry f*cking Christmas!
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