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King Missile
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Detachable Penis (Live)
I woke up this morning With a bad hangover And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home When I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out When I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find it So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called some other people from the party But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue Towards St. Mark's place Where all those people sell used books And other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks But I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off And put it back on I was happy again Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached But, I don't know Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis
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