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Kevin Bloody Wilson
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My Grandfather's Cock
My gradfather's cock was an itsy bitsy dicky And it hardly took up any room at all Had a head and a neck, but Jesus Christ by heck You should've seen the size of granddad's balls
He had a horn on the morn of the day that he was born And though it was erect you couldn't see Cause my grandfather's cock was a pissy little pisser But his clangers they were hanging to his knees
A tiny wee appendage (not a cock, not a cock) An inch from end to end, it's (not a cock, not a cock) Just a stump, short, like a tiny little wart On the old man's nuts
Well my grandfather's cock was a huge motherfucker And his pecker was a wrecker so they say And you shoulda seen the head, you shoulda seen the neck You should take me for a wrestle in the hay
Had a head like a steer, nothin' 'tween the fuckin' ears You shoulda seen that god damn neck Like a giant of a man with a pumpkin in his hands Kept that pumpkin fuckin' pumpin' near to death 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网
You shoulda seen that darn thing (what a cock, what a cock) Rearin' like a Mustang (what a cock, what a cock)
It was wild, mean, coiled up in his jeans Whoop-it-I-oh let her out and let her ride
Well my grandfather's cock was just average for an Aussie Weighed I spose, thirty, fourty pounds And overall his old fella was just a couple of inches Just a couple of inches fron draggin' on the ground
Had a vein in its neck like a fuckin' opera singer And a head like an old school bell And a pair of leather knackers like a ringer's saddle bags Picked up ribbons at the royal show as well
Fair dinkim mate, I kid you not (what a cock, what a cock) Just an average Aussie cock (what a cock, what a cock) And he still ploughs an acre every day Crawlin' round on his hands and his knees
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